Blackmarket Anything
I was on the way to the pub with Bill, just about to walk out my front gate, which is kept locked at all times. As I fiddled with the keys, and rough guy carrying a pack met me, and to this day i will never forget the words that followed.
“Hey bro, wanna by some meat?”
“uhh, wut?”
“Yeah bro, 2kg of eye fillet, really great quality”
“umm, no thanks man, i’m all good for now”
“You sure, it’s fresh, only $30??”
“Yeah, sure, stocked up on eye fillet yesterday, no room in the fridge”
“No probs bro, take it easy”
And he wandered off, to try his luck elsewhere.
