1 Feb 12
22 Sep 10
I was on the way to the pub with Bill, just about to walk out my front gate, which is kept locked at all times. As I fiddled with the keys, and rough guy carrying a pack met me, and to this day i will never forget the words that followed.
“Hey bro, wanna by some meat?”
“uhh, wut?”
“Yeah bro, 2kg of eye fillet, really great quality”
“umm, no thanks man, i’m all good for now”
“You sure, it’s fresh, only $30??”
“Yeah, sure, stocked up on eye fillet yesterday, no room in the fridge”
“No probs bro, take it easy”
And he wandered off, to try his luck elsewhere.
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4 Jan 10
"I totally forgot to tell you! I was walking up Victoria St yesterday, and i saw a junkie trip over and faceplant into half a watermelon! And it was unwrapped too, with a few bites taken."
Natski, my housemate.
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2 Jan 10
1 Dec 09
How do you lose a pair of shoes in the middle of a laneway?
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25 Nov 09
This is was the view from my lounge room window when i got up this morning.
There were two paramedics, and two cops, helping some ko’d junkie named William who was laying outside the house next door.
“Just stay still William, we’re going to have to take your shirt off”
I wish i was making this up.
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23 Nov 09
"Rich lives in a pretty rough part of Richmond, it’s right down there. Yeah, across the road from the two police cars and the fire truck"
Bill, explaining to a friend where I live, whilst driving past my house
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17 Nov 09
Discarded needles: 1
Abandoned Cars: 1
People outside work missing lots of teeth: 2
Passed out people in the laneway: 0
People yelling at cars from the tram stop: 1
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16 Nov 09
It’s not an uncommon occurrence to see drugged out people take their shirts off and yell at traffic from the tram stop.
Walking home early on a Monday, i saw one standing in the tram stop, doing to usual junkie swagger, ciggie in hand. At this point, i crossed the road.
I wouldn’t have been halfway across Victoria st before the loud cry of “FUCK” got my attention, followed by “I JUST BURNT MYSELF IN THE EYE WITH A CIGARETTE!”
In an effort to take his shirt off, he had clearly forgotten there was a burning object in his hand and stuck it in his eye.
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Drugs,
Junkies
LOL
As they proceed to do a deal…
“Let’s go up the road, it’s quieter”
“We can’t go there, there’s cops everywhere”
“Fuck, just give me the shit then, make it quick”
Then some crazy guy runs past on the other side of the road screaming at nothing.
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